this extraordinary motherfucker
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
parents: “u should be more active”
can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal
That’s because Arthur is an amazing show and has some amazing writers and the creators feel that kids aren’t stupid. Yeah, maybe it is super cheesy and feel goodsy and maybe big executives don’t think that sell, but I fucking love Arthur.
by Mike Wrobel
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
gas stations all the sudden seem really sexual
Sometimes I just have a hard time feeling comfortable with the King Dominick thing
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
This is the best post
This photo set popped up just in time.
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE
im so fucking done
Jessica Rey presents the history of the evolution of the swimsuit including the origins of its design, how it has changed overtime and the post-feminist association of the bikini symbolizing female empowerment. She refers to neuro-scientific studies revealing how male brains react to images of scantily clad women versus images of women deemed modest and what the implications of the results are for women in society.
(Note: As the OP, I disagree with Rey’s approach to putting the onus on women to alter ourselves rather than to alter the male perception of women – brain wiring has plenty to do with socialization and if we worked against the culture that fuels men’s objectification of women, women’s clothing choices would matter far less in terms of how men perceive us and determine how to interact with us).